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Written randomness from a Goth Barbie with high voltage hair. These are completely random snapshots of my life from 2015 and beyond, encompassing Metal, Nutella, Pink Shit (metaphorically speaking), Booze Fuelled Rants, Sober Rants, Shameful Tales and Glorious Showdowns. That's pretty much it.
Blog Tags: sarcasm - metal - goth - funny - rock - london - rant - diary
Blog Added: January 27, 2016 04:13:34 PM
Audience Rating: General Audience
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Blog Country: United-Kingdom   United-Kingdom
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