Whether you’re just visiting San Francisco tourist attractions and activities or a long time resident seeking a relaxation escape, make sure to schedule a treatment (or two) at a local Thai Massage spa. Here’s our top 10… 1. Suchada Thai Massage Embarcadero The new flagship location of San Francisco’s original Thai Massage provider, Suchada was […] The post San Francisco Best Thai Massage Spas appeared first on McClure's...

Whether you’re just visiting San Francisco tourist attractions and activities or a long time resident seeking a relaxation escape, make sure to schedule a treatment (or two) at a local Thai Massage spa. Here’s our top 10…

1. Suchada Thai Massage Embarcadero

The new flagship location of San Francisco’s original Thai Massage provider, Suchada was named for the founder’s mother, and the spa retains a cozy family feeling, despite its phenomenal success. Most importantly, Suchada boasts the most certified therapists with training from the Bodhi Panya Institute.

38 Bryant Street, San Francisco, 94105
Website: https://suchadathaimassage.com
Call for an Appointment: (415) 644 0808

Read Dell P.‘s review of Suchada Thai Massage on Yelp

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2. Suchada Thai Herbal Spa

The first and original Suchada Thai Massage in San Francisco. Because this location offers a special “couples escape” massage that combines Traditional Thai massage, Thai Herbal Massage, Aroma Oil Massage, and includes a body scrub, shower, and sauna, for 2 hours of pure bliss and togetherness. Make it a massage date.

2 Division St, San Francisco, CA 94103
Website: https://suchadathaimassage.com
Call for an Appointment: (415) 644 0808

Read Tina H.‘s review of Suchada Thai Massage on Yelp

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3. Palenee Thai Spa

Palenee is located in a beautiful decorated Victorian style building, Palinee Thai Spa is a small scale massage studio with a group of native Thai massage therapists trained in traditional healing techniques. Their passion is to see all their clients live free of pain. Sporadic opening hours. Often closed for summer.

1618  Union St., San Francisco, Ca 94123
Website: http://www.palineethaispa.com

Read Carol C.‘s review of Palinee Thai Spa on Yelp

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4. Pure Organic Spa

From the moment you enter Pure Organic Spa, everything you feel and touch is pure and gentle. A secluded and private spa offers luxurious comfort and relaxation in a warm, sensuous, soothing environment to help you reach your destination feeling completely renewed, refreshed and rejuvenated.

518 Sutter Street. 3rd Floor, San Francisco
Website: https://www.pureorganicspa.co

Read Kenna R.‘s review of Pure Organic Spa on Yelp

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5. Suchada Thai Bodywork Dolores Park

“Superb authentic Thai massage in a peaceful environment.  Request for lower back therapy was performed professionally to perfection with long slow sustained stretches.  At some point it was almost painful, but the release thereafter was well worth it. Great relief!!  This is such a great modality – almost assisted yoga when we feel a bit lazy.  What a treat.”

3699 17th Street, San Francisco 94114
Website: https://suchadathaimassage.com
Call: (415) 578-9700

Read Elise C.‘s review of Suchada Thai Massage on Yelp

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6. 4D Bliss

A private practice by David “Dalayan” Clark. Through 4d Bliss he offers luxurious bodywork treatments and holistic healing modalities including Deep Tissue Massage, Sports Massage, Swedish Massage, Traditional Thai Massage, Yoga Therapy, Nutritional Supplementation and Wellness Consulting. David is a certified Yoga Instructor of “Deep Yoga.”

4200 18th Street San Francisco, CA 94114
Website: http://4dbliss.com

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7. Marina Thai Massage

Ranked #40 by Trip Advisor, we feel that Marina Thai Massage is actually far underrated for the level of comfort and service provided by a small independent massage spa in the Marina district it really is hard to match without traveling across town.

3288 Steiner St. Suite 100
Website: http://marinathaimassage.com

Read Beth T.‘s review of Marina Thai Massage on Yelp

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8. Royal Thai Spa

A visit to Royal Thai Spa can be a hit-or-miss affair. When it’s good it’s among the very best, but when its not, it’s not. Although the prices are a bit higher than other spas, if the location is convenient then its well worth rolling the dice for a visit.

685 N Point St. San Francisco
Website: https://sfroyalthaispa.com

Read Kamila W.‘s review of Royal Thai Spa on Yelp

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9. Balance Thai Massage and Spa

Located in the Outer Richmond, Balance provides a convenient place to relax and unwind for city commuters. Massage can be a voyage of self – discovery, revealing how it feels to be more relaxed and in tune with ourselves, to experience the pleasure of a body that can breathe, stand and move freely.

5754 Geary Blvd. San Francisco
Website: http://www.balancethaimassage.com

Read David C.‘s review of Balance Thai Massage and Spa on Yelp

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10. Essence Thai Spa

With a friendly and highly experienced staff. Essence uses healing therapies and traditional Thai style techniques that soothe away the stress. They specialize in Thai massage, holistic body massage, foot reflexology, deep tissue massage, therapeutic massage, Swedish massage and body scrubs.

505 Beach St. Suite 131, San Francisco 94133
Website: http://www.essencethaispa.com

Read Leilani Y.‘s review of Essence Thai Spa on Yelp

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I Am Sub-Human I know, I know, you’ve suspected all along. Well I’m here to confirm it. I am not entirely human. I am part something else. Part Neanderthal. Until very recently, the scientific consensus had been that Neanderthals went extinct 30,000 years ago. But recent DNA testing has proven the vast majority of Europeans […] The post Neanderthal Lives Matter appeared first on McClure's...

I Am Sub-Human I know, I know, you’ve suspected all along. Well I’m here to confirm it. I am not entirely human. I am part something else. Part Neanderthal.

Until very recently, the scientific consensus had been that Neanderthals went extinct 30,000 years ago. But recent DNA testing has proven the vast majority of Europeans and Asians have from 1% to 2% percent Neanderthal DNA.

Our ancient ancestors interbred, enough so that traces of that cross-breeding remain with us today. From hair color, disease resistance, psychology, skin pigmentation and more, a little bit of Neanderthal goes a long way. Tens of thousands of years.

The Neanderthals are not extinct. We are them. If only a little bit.

The Denisovans were another proto-human species, and traces of their ancient DNA have been found in East Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Australian Aborigines. So people from that region have a tri-species background: Homo sapiens, Neanderthal, and Denisovan.

These are momentous discoveries. That call into question many standing theories of how we came to be who we are. Especially considering the number of other proto-human species such as Homo Habilus in Tanzania, Homo Floresiensis in Indonesia, Homo Erectus throughout Asia, and many more.

So far no DNA connection has been found to these other proto-humans, but we ought not be surprised if and when they are. Something that is surprising about the DNA connection to Neanderthals and Denisovans, is how little controversy has arisen.

It’s been reported dispassionately in TIME, National Geographic, NPR, CNN, FOX, and numerous science publications.

I think that’s great. Science ought to be seeking the truth for the truth’s sake, and neither emotion nor politics ought to be involved. But it’s only a matter of time.

For with these discoveries, the story of human evolution has also changed irrevocably. Instead of a single species (homo-sapiens) migrating out of Africa and then evolving to local conditions throughout the world – it now appears that significant parts of modern human-diversity were due to ‘cross-breeding’ with other proto-human species that had already adapted to local conditions.

It raises a politically incorrect question that no one dares ask, “Are the human groups we see today and differences between them result, at least in part, from different species?”

Current DNA evidence leans towards, “Yes.”

In a politically fortunate turn of events, those of direct African descent can currently claim to be “pure” homo-sapiens, 100% human being. And I suspect this has something to do with the lack of controversy.

I mean, could you imagine the reaction if it had been found that only Africans were part Neanderthal and everyone else were “pure” human? The scientists would have been accused of being racist, lost their jobs, and the story buried somewhere beneath the scientists careers.



Or I could be mistaken. Perhaps we have “evolved” enough to treat the science as just the science. But I doubt it. The preponderance of evidence shows otherwise, and it’s only a matter of time before this ancient DNA research blows up into some sort of fiasco.

As for me. Well, I’m part Neanderthal. So what? Big deal. It’s interesting but doesn’t affect me in any big way. Oh sure, it might make me more susceptible to Type-2 diabetes, sunburn, or depression, but I can deal with that.

Neanderthal DNA or no neanderthal DNA, life goes on and so do I.

To celebrate my newfound diversity I decided to meet a friend down at Starbucks. While I was waiting, one of the staff told me I had to order something or he’d have to ask me to leave. I said, “What are you some sort of Neanderthalist?”



“Sir, please calm down, it’s store policy for everyone…”



“Neanderphobe! Discrimination! I demand justice, a free latte, and mandatory sensitivity training. Neanderthal Lives Matter!”

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“Nothing I say is provocative. They are just facts.” — Morrissey The Smiths front man Morrissey finds himself increasingly in trouble with the press, but if his reaction is any indication, he doesn’t give a damn. At his peak in the 1980’s he famously asked, “How Soon is Now?” Well, now is now. And the […] The post Bigmouth Strikes Again appeared first on McClure's...

“Nothing I say is provocative. They are just facts.” — Morrissey

The Smiths front man Morrissey finds himself increasingly in trouble with the press, but if his reaction is any indication, he doesn’t give a damn. At his peak in the 1980’s he famously asked, “How Soon is Now?”

Well, now is now. And the rebellious 80’s have given way to the sensitive 10’s, where everyone is offended by everything 24/7. And Morrissey’s words are finding no shortage of people to offend.

He recently said, “London is debased. The Mayor of London tells us about ”Neighborhood policin ” – what is ‘policin’? He tells us London is an ”amazin ” city. What is ‘amazin’? This is the Mayor of London! And he cannot talk properly! I saw an interview where he was discussing mental health, and he repeatedly said ”men’el ” … he could not say the words ‘mental health’. The Mayor of London! Civilization is over!”

The pop star added that London police were incapable of properly responding to the recent surge in stabbings and acid attacks because to admit there was a problem would re-affirm uncomfortable realities.

“London is second only to Bangladesh for acid attacks. All of the attacks are non-white, and so they cannot be truthfully addressed by the British government or the Police or the BBC because of political correctness. What this means is that the perpetrator is considered to be as much of a victim as the actual victim. We live in the Age of Atrocity.”

For his critical words regarding the use of his native language and violence perpetrated by immigrants to his native land, Morrissey was called “racist.”

To which he replied, “But of course, we are all called racist now, and the word is actually meaningless. It’s just a way of changing the subject. When someone calls you racist, what they are saying is “hmm, you actually have a point, and I don’t know how to answer it, so perhaps if I distract you by calling you a bigot we’ll both forget how enlightened your comment was.”

After he was smeared again as a bigot for approving of a man waving a Union Jack flag at one of his performances. Morrissey spoke out on Brexit:

“Brexit did not happen. The EU wouldn’t allow it to happen. It is now a dead issue,” he said. “The people said Leave but the EU said no. People wanted to leave the EU because of the complete erosion of freedom under EU rules. And the fair-minded majority now see in even more frightening ways how very much they are hated by the EU, not to mention the British political elite.”

Now Morrissey says he won’t talk to mainstream media anymore because all they do is try to misrepresent him. But Morrissey has no problem representing himself when he slammed current politicians in the UK from his own website:

“The Conservatives conserve nothing in modern Britain. In fact, they are the prime destructors of British heritage. Labour are no different from the Conservatives in that they do not object to grooming gangs, halal slaughter, child marriage, and so on.”

Emphasizing that both parties support halal slaughter, where animals are tortured and bled to death in line with Islamic beliefs, Morrissey said, “Halal slaughter requires certification that can only be given by supporters of ISIS, and yet in England we have halal meat served in hospitals and schools. UK law is pointless!”

For his outspokenness continues to be attacked. In his ongoing feud with The Independent newspaper, he asked, “What are they independent from? Truth? Shame?” In a way, Morrissey foresaw his relationship with the press 30 years ago in the lyrics to one of his biggest hits, Bigmouth Strikes Again…

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose, to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt

Morrissey was a man of his times, but update the technology and the song still rings true. If as Churchill once put it, “We owe London to Rome,” then the flames are rising ever faster, as civilization melts around Morrissey’s iPhone.

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Imagine you are on a soccer team. The opposing team plays ‘normally,’ but your team does not. Some members of your team have decided they will pass the ball to ‘anyone’ and shoot at any goal. In order to be more “fair” they will not discriminate between your team and the other team. Which team […] The post In-Group Preference & the Game appeared first on McClure's...

Imagine you are on a soccer team. The opposing team plays ‘normally,’ but your team does not.

Some members of your team have decided they will pass the ball to ‘anyone’ and shoot at any goal. In order to be more “fair” they will not discriminate between your team and the other team.

Which team will win the game?

Of course the other team will win. It doesn’t matter how hard you play if half your team is indifferent, or even hostile to your success.

Why?

What is it the other team has that your team lacks?
In-group preference.

They prefer their own to all others. It isn’t because they hate your team, nor because they believe themselves superior or inferior, but simply because they prefer their own.

Preference is an act of love, not hate.

What is true of a soccer team is also true in nature. Zebras prefer zebras, gazelles prefer gazelles, and monkeys of one troop prefer their troop to all others. To deny in-group preference is to deny nature.

And since science is the study of nature, denying in-group preference is also to deny science.

Don’t be a science denier.

If you have a child, you prefer your child to all others. This is not only good, but necessary and natural. Humanity as a species would never have survived without in-group preference. If babies were left to fend for themselves, if families and tribes dispersed to go it alone, our kind would have perished long ago. Just an evolutionary accident that made a good snack for lions and tigers.

What is true for species is also true for civilizations, countries, and cultures. In recent decades, much effort has been spent in the Western world to cultivate hatred for the Western world by Westerners themselves. To remove in-group preference.

It’s working all too well. In fact, to despise and seek to destroy one’s own culture is now considered an “education.”

Nowhere else is this true. Not in Asia, not in Africa, not in the Middle East, not in Latin America, not in Eastern Europe, nor even the North Pole.

Only the West.

If one team, or many teams, have in-group preference, while another doesn’t. The one that doesn’t will lose. In evolutionary terms that means extinction.
I didn’t choose the game. I didn’t make the rules. I don’t even want to play. But like it or not, the game is being played.

I won’t be a spectator.

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Mr. Prigozhin sold hot dogs. It was the early 90s, the Soviet Union had just collapsed, and Prigozhin needed to make a buck. So he set up a hot dog stand in St. Petersburg. Soon, Prigozhin was able to open a restaurant, where he served cheap food for high prices, and attracted local celebrities and […] The post Hot Dogs and Sock Puppets appeared first on McClure's...

Mr. Prigozhin sold hot dogs. It was the early 90s, the Soviet Union had just collapsed, and Prigozhin needed to make a buck.

So he set up a hot dog stand in St. Petersburg. Soon, Prigozhin was able to open a restaurant, where he served cheap food for high prices, and attracted local celebrities and politicians.

Prigozhin made good contacts.

A few years later, Prigozhin, moved to Moscow and used his contacts to get into the business of catering lunches to schools and the military. The money was good, but people hated his food. Children wouldn’t eat it, complaining that it smelled rotten. Parents complained.

As bad publicity mounted, Mr. Prigozhin had an idea. He hired people to flood the internet with comments praising the food and dismissing the parents’ protests.

“In five minutes, pages were drowning in comments,” said Andrei Ilin, whose runs a discussion board about public schools. “And all the trolls were supporting Prigozhin.”

The trick worked beyond expectations.

So Prigozhin started a new business. He hired low paid temps to post on message boards and social networks for whatever his customers wanted. Have a bad online reputation? Prigozhin can help. His company will flood the net with positive remarks about you. Your bad reputation replaced by a good one.

To get the best results, Prigozhin’s temps created multiple personalities. Better to have 50 different people vouch for a product, than one person vouch 50 times. The Internet doesn’t care if they are real people or phony.

This virtual crowd of “sock puppets” can then be used to push personalities, products, or political opinions.

There is nothing new about this. Every Western public relations company offers a similar service, and they do so for big bucks. Mr. Prigozhin decided he wanted some of those big bucks too.

So he got together with his Moscow contacts to form a company, and then sent staff to the USA to make friends, take pictures, and learn to communicate in an ‘American’ way.

These staffers, then created multiple ‘American’ sock puppet personas, and set about attracting online reputation and connections. Prigozhin planned to enter the U.S. Market with a cost advantage, since his managers were paid as little as $1200 per month, and the sock puppets much less.

No U.S. company could compete, and so, they would hire Prigozhin. But first he had to have the influence. A big enough list of followers to sell.

The 2016 U.S. Election was an excellent opportunity to acquire followers and influence. And so the sock puppets went to work. Political affinity was not important. The sole point was to gain as many followers as possible who could be segmented along social-political lines and then marketed to the companies customers.

The sock puppets made Facebook groups, websites, shared mainstream news, and sent friend requests. Some posted pro-Hillary slogans, some anti-Hillary stuff, some were pro-Trump, some anti-everyone, some urged not to vote, others to vote for third party candidates. Some were anti-Islam while others pro-Islam. They promoted “Lock Her Up” and “Not My President,” rallies. Even AFTER the election was over.

They did whatever it took, to get clicks, likes, and followers, and they succeeded.

People visited their sites and pages. Some ‘liked’ their puppy pictures or the rant for or against LGBT and further spread them. Some click the Google ads. Although each page was a small effort for a small revenue, the scheme was highly scaleable. Money then flowed into Prigozhin’s pocket.

Just one problem.

Prigozhin’s pocket was still in Moscow, and U.S. sanctions on Russia made it difficult for Prigozhin to get the money. Mr. Prigozhin didn’t like that. And so a new plan began.

Prigozhin’s IT guys would find (hack) the names, social security numbers, and birthdates, of real U.S. citizens, open PayPal accounts using their identities, and the money could then be transferred from there to Moscow. The person who’s data was used to create the account would never learn of it and would have no loss or other damage.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, something did go wrong. Donald Trump won the election. And all of a sudden there was a whole lot of interest in “Russian Meddling.” Robert Mueller and the FBI were put on the case and indictments against 13 Russians have been made.

And who are these 13 Russians?

They are Prigozhin’s internet sock puppets and fake PayPal account makers. That’s what this whole supposed scandal is about. An ex-hot dog salesman trying to make a buck in the PR industry.

This is the supposed “threat to democracy.” But no one will tell you this.

• The Democrats want to shift the blame.
• The Republicans want to expand the state power.
• Warmongers want to maintain hostility with Russia.
• Big oil wants to stop Russian pipelines.
• The Israel lobby wants to weaken Russian influence in the Middle East.
• And CNN loves the ratings.

In short, everyone’s got a hot-dog to sell.

When Yevgeni Prigozhin, the hot dog caterer who allegedly owns the internet promotion business, was asked about the indictment he responded:

“The Americans are really impressionable people, they see what they want to see… If they want to see the devil, let them see him.”

Additional information.

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According to CNN and most every other Western news agency, some sort of genocide is taking place in Myanmar against the minority Rohingya Muslims. The mainstream media story goes something like this: the poor innocent Rohingya were just minding their own business when all of a sudden the army started killing, raping, and burning their […] The post The Rohingya Deception appeared first on McClure's...

According to CNN and most every other Western news agency, some sort of genocide is taking place in Myanmar against the minority Rohingya Muslims.

The mainstream media story goes something like this: the poor innocent Rohingya were just minding their own business when all of a sudden the army started killing, raping, and burning their villages. Here are some racist monks who approve of the whole thing. Oh and look, here’s a picture of a baby suffering to emotionally manipulate you.

Since I just travelled to Myanmar, I decided to look into it, and… it’s all true. But its also fake. Fake news. Why? Because of what’s left out.

For one, this conflict between ethnic groups in Rakhine province is not new. Not by a long shot. In fact, the word Rakhine means, “one who maintains his own race,” and the area is 96% ethnic Rakhinian Buddhist.

The Rakhinians have been there for 5000 years, and up until the 17th Century they ruled themselves, and liked it that way. Rakhine had a bustling port and the first Rohingya were Arab traders who stayed on in the area.

Rakhine was eventually taken over and ruled by successive foreigners, the Moghuls, the Portugese, the British, and finally by the new country of Burma, now Myanmar.

During the colonial era, those few original Rohingya immigrants had kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids. What they didn’t have was any interest or intent on becoming Rakhinian. They were not Rakhinian. They didn’t want to be Rakhinian. They did not assimilate.

In the 1950’s there was a movement to re-establish the independence of Rakhine, but it didn’t happen.

Instead, Burma recognized the Rakhinian ethnic majority, and called it good enough.

But what about the Rohingya?

Why are they being treated so badly? Why are they all over the news and all the outrage? Well, if you think they were just sitting around making donuts when the army decided to burn their villages down, you probably watch too much TV.

It isn’t that the CNN’s and BBC’s of the world are lying – though they may be – but rather the way they pick and choose to craft a story “to their liking.”

Case in point, the CNN version says that the current unrest is due to an unfounded rape accusation made by racist monks. What they don’t mention is that incident was SIX years ago, while more recently (2016 and 2017) Rohingya insurgents blew up a bridge, and looted 24 police posts armed with guns and machetes, and killed several policemen.

It was reported at the time, promptly forgotten, and left out of any following developments.

Another thing that got left out is who exactly these Rohingya insurgents are. Up until recently they called themselves Harakah al-Yaqin and are led by Ata Ullah, who was born in Pakistan and trained in Saudi Arabia.

Ullah began recruiting Rohingya locals shortly before the attack in 2016, and rumor has it training is provided by Pakistani and Afghan jihadists.

Never heard of Harakah al-Yaqin or Ata Ullah? Blame CNN.

The average Rohingya probably doesn’t have much to do with Ullah and his band of assholes, and to be certain 10’s of thousands are now suffering BECAUSE OF THE BACKLASH TO ATA ULLAH, not because of racist monks, or Myanmar’s supposed desire to carry out genocide.

In what could only be called a PR move, Harakah al-Yaqin changed their name to the Arakan Rohingya Salvation Army (ARSA).

ARSA says they only seek to defend the Rohingyas and their rights, but exactly how attacking police stations and blowing up bridges protects anyone’s rights remains unclear. Perhaps as a next PR move they can remove the machine guns from their logo.

An ARSA press release stated, “We shall not rest until all our desired goals are achieved with the genuine help of the civilised world.” That is to say, their goal is to drag Western powers into the problem that they themselves made. CNN and the BBC are simply ASRA public relations stooges.

So are the Rohingya victims?

Yes, absolutely. Victims of a stupid man from a foreign country with stupid ideas and the backlash against them. You won’t hear that on CNN.

But what is the solution?

Unfortunately, the time for peaceful solutions is long since past. If Rakhine had been granted Independence back in the 1950’s, chances are good this would not have been a problem at all. Even better, if the Rohingya minority was also granted a micro-nation, where they and their culture could be preserved and governed to their liking.

Didn’t happen. Not going to happen.

At this point it might actually be better for the Rohingya refugees to stay in Bangladesh, where the culture is more similar to their own, and start anew. But I am told that many are returning and are “welcome to return” by the Myanmar government.

I assume that efforts are being made to exclude Ata Ullah and his thugs, and let true refugees in. But I expect that effort to fail. This is a conflict of ideologies, it is multi-generational, and it is not going away, at least not peacefully.

There will be more conflict, more violence, and more innocent people will die. Sorry.

But in this terrible situation there is another lesson lurking.

In all the time the Rohingya have been in Myanmar, hundreds of years now, they have not assimilated. They have kept their own language, their own religion, their own law, and now through radical groups they want power as well. And the many peaceful Rohingya are subservient to the radical few.

Three centuries ago the Rakhinians could have told the Rohingya, “Hey, you guys can’t stay here,” and there would be no such problem today.

It would have been hard. There would have been some sad people. But they didn’t do it. They put it off. Perhaps they wanted to prove how nice they were. And now things are much much worse than they need be.

Are you paying attention Europe?

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