New god DAMN file up in this whore of a blog. Listen to it with both hands or hans. Do you feel it? Its a cool breeze that will end this heat wave. There is no cure for this type of stigmata. I am sorry, We have to amputate. With this rusty shovel.SynopsisThere is a new file on the left there where every other file...

I'm back mafuckaz, with a new found outlook on stuff... & things. new file Ted's Buff Shit is now up, listen to it, don't listen to it, engage in a staring contest with a .44, what the hell do we care?No seriously, i'm asking you, why should we care? you don't know, i don't know; but the pope does. GO ASK...

I have reached another writers block. So it may be awhile till the next files comes out. Audio synthesizing has led to a dead end really. Can't simulate voice changes well enough to use it as a replacement. Balls.I have never seen the actual Santa Claus. Every year I try to see him but never have. I am having starting to doubt his...

Well fuck I just posted up a mad libs file plus all the recent scripts. In the mad libs file I also included Shakespearian insult comedy as well. Woo!My birthday is tomorrow. But that doesn't matter. "Why the fuck would he tell us that? No I can't accept that as truth. I will write an angry email to his dog now!" Because negative nelly, My birthday falls on a holiday. Its called Alice Day. I wasn't the one who made it by the way. Its celebrated world wide by pedophiles and sex offenders. ...

Well I finished two audio files and they should be posted all up on the left there. See them? Thats hot. I have decided to leave Product the way it is. And maybe one day making an extention.New Ideas include, Video Dating services, Cancer research experiments, Non-smoking versus smoking debates, Clown story of some type, and Altering...

Sorry for being gone for awhile. I was at some shit ass crazy competitions. They were hot but thats beside the point.Anyway I have a traditional Rampage file just about ready. I also still need to fix product and Benjamin files. I think I come up with a few good ideas in the next few days though.Interesting side Note: I have some sort of cold like sickness. I probably babbled chicken too much and caught salmonella...