Brush With Fame on Sukhumvit - PART 3

is case is an exception, riiiight~~?!?! Gotta show my LOYALTY here~~!!!!)

John laughed again (a VERY good ...

Smiley Face Over Sukhumvit~~!!!!!

Are the gods trying to tell us something~??
Early this evening I received super-hyper phone calls from various people insisting that I look at the new moon in the sky.
This is what I saw in the Sukhumvit sky:

Venus, Jupiter and Moon are having a happy celestial picnic.
Or it could just be Kali, the fierce Goddess of Destruction, smirking her ass off at us foolish humans... right before she blasts all of us to Kingdom come...

"You stupid numb nuts are never gonna learn, are ya~?! You keep on reproducing irresponsibly, polluting Mother Earth and committing acts of terrorism, like blocking airports~~~!!!!! Take a good look at my smirking face NOW, coz y'all be GONERS soooon~~!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA~~~!!!!!!!!"

P.S. Click HERE to find out more info about Kali.


 please spare Sukhumvit, O Great Kali~~~!!!!!!



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WANNA GO HOME~~~!!!! (*bwaaaaaah*)

Aaaaw~~~ you must have hearts of stone and mercury for blood if you don't feel sorry for these poor, innocent tourists stranded in Thailand.

After spending their hard-earned cash in the Land of (NO MORE) Smiles, all they wanna do is to go home (and start saving again for the next trip), BUT with the two airports having been turned into makeshift protest/picnic/sleeping sites... NO CAN DO.

A suggestion: they can marry the locals so they won't EVER have to leave again.



WELCOME TO THAILAND~~!!! (Forever~~!!!)


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Alcohol will numb the pain...

The high tourist season has been hijacked by the PAD (PUNKS Attacking Democracy).

Moneyed tourists can't enter Thailand or get back to their own countries because the airports are now  NO-GO  zones.

Worse, typical everyday Thais can't wear two colors (YELLOW and RED) outside anymore, in fear of being beat up on the street.

For Buddha's sake... Guess there's nothing else to do but drown our sorrows and stresses with super strong Thai alcohol...


buuuuurp~~~!!!!


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Winter has come to Sukhumvit~~~!!!!

And how do we know it's already "winter"~??

True, we at tropical Sukhumvit can't depend on the trees losing their leaves, but there are still unmistakable signs that the mercury has certainly dropped below sweltering degrees.

Thankfully, "winter" has come early this year. We usually have to wait til mid-December before we see newspaper articles (like THIS one) declaring that an x number of people have died in the North due to the cold.

Sukhumvit farangs might scoff and say "WHAT winter~?? It's still friggin' WARM here~~!!" but the locals are just such suckers for cooler and drier weather.

As soon as the temperature drops a few degrees, they start making a huge fuss...

It's like, a whole 11 months of waiting to finally wear the mufflers and the boots.

Now that "winter" has arrived, it's not hard to see how it has changed Sukhumvit life.


Here are some clear signs that Sukhumvit is officially in the grip of "winter":


The salesladies in Emporim have started knit...

Is Sukhumvit running out of (cooking) oil~~???

I was buying some stuff in my beloved Emporium's supermarket when I noticed this sign:




What in Sukhumvit Hell is going on~?!?!

I demand an explanation~~!!!

OK, OK, so I never use cooking oil anyway (since I never cook), BUT that is NOT the point.

Are we rationing vegetable oil now~~?!?!

Oh my Krishna~~~

WHAT'S NEXT~~?!?!

Hair wax~~?!?! MSG~~?!?! Toilet paper~~?!?!

I KNEW IT... I KNEW IT~~!!!

I knew the voodoo done by the PAD (People Attacking Democracy) with those used sanitary pads on the King Rama V statue (I'm NOT making this stuff up, read it HERE) was gonna have negative repercussions~~!!

We need to reverse all this black magic floating around, somehow...

WE NEED
CAMBODIAN
BLACK MAGIC~~~~!!!!!!!!!


(FYI, for those who are wondering... WHY does it have to be Cambodian black magic, this is because the Thais believe it's stronger than Thai black magic~!!
Go figure.)



can't live without my muu thood~~~!!!



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