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Through the eyes of Brodie Marshall: Kashmir
Yes we agree. We did take a very fuckin' long break in the middle. Anyhoo we are back with something special. This time around, inspired by the movie Darjeeling Limited, one of our correspondents decided to visit India first hand and write his experiences of the place. We are going to be publishing his views on the beautiful country here. TO start of here's the first one:
Kashmir
I was feeling pretty confident leaving Europe from its largest city (Istanbul), in one piece and relatively scam-free, feeling ready for the initial shock of India. And flying over Syria, Iraq, and several other war-torn areas, it made me realize how cozy and secure I've been living all my life, couldn't even fathom what real political turmoil must be like.
Fourteen gruelling hours later (and 6 hours stop-over in Qatar) I finally landed in Delhi at dawn, three days now with practically no sleep. And as I pulled out of the airport in a cab, it dawned on me that nothing I had ever experienced could have possibly prepared me for this city of 17 million. It was like taking the worst drivers from Istanbul, Tirana, and Guatemala City, and funelling them into even narrower laneless streets, all of them blind and driving purely with their horns. The driver couldn't find my hotel (which I claimed I had a reservation for to avoid commission scams) so we stopped at a travel agency to ask for directions. My plan backfired as the hotel turned out to be full, and according to the travel agent so were all the other budget places, meaning the room rates were jumping from $4 to $20. This may or may not have been true, but whatever was to follow was sure to be a scam and I knew plain well. Yet with little sleep in three days, I was feeling too exhausted and sensitive to venture onto the streets in search of something cheap and be swarmed by hundreds of con-men, beggars, muggers, shoe-shiners, and starving little children. So I was easily persuaded to buy a (relatively) cheap flight to Srinagar, Kashmir and make my way through the calmer Himalayan states before returning to this chaos. The region is nicknamed "Heaven on Earth" and rightly so - nestled between peaks doubling and tripling the Rockies it is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful places on the continent. It is also called the center of Indo-Pakistani instability and has been a virtual battlezone for decades. Srinagar is only 40km from the current established Pakistani border and 100km from the capital of the "absolute most volitile nation on earth right now these past few weeks , they are waiting for something to happen..." And despite the travel agent's assurances that Srinagar was safe, it felt more like landing at a military base than an airport. In many neighbourhoods the militia outnumbered pedestrians. Still, curiosity got the best of me and I snuck out at night against hotel rules. One of the porters found me and immediately escorted me back. The next morning we learned someone had got a bullet through the head not too far from there. Maybe I'm pushing my luck. I've got to stay the three nights I've reserved then probably head south to visit the Dalai Lama in McLeod Ganj...
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Kashmir
I was feeling pretty confident leaving Europe from its largest city (Istanbul), in one piece and relatively scam-free, feeling ready for the initial shock of India. And flying over Syria, Iraq, and several other war-torn areas, it made me realize how cozy and secure I've been living all my life, couldn't even fathom what real political turmoil must be like.
Fourteen gruelling hours later (and 6 hours stop-over in Qatar) I finally landed in Delhi at dawn, three days now with practically no sleep. And as I pulled out of the airport in a cab, it dawned on me that nothing I had ever experienced could have possibly prepared me for this city of 17 million. It was like taking the worst drivers from Istanbul, Tirana, and Guatemala City, and funelling them into even narrower laneless streets, all of them blind and driving purely with their horns. The driver couldn't find my hotel (which I claimed I had a reservation for to avoid commission scams) so we stopped at a travel agency to ask for directions. My plan backfired as the hotel turned out to be full, and according to the travel agent so were all the other budget places, meaning the room rates were jumping from $4 to $20. This may or may not have been true, but whatever was to follow was sure to be a scam and I knew plain well. Yet with little sleep in three days, I was feeling too exhausted and sensitive to venture onto the streets in search of something cheap and be swarmed by hundreds of con-men, beggars, muggers, shoe-shiners, and starving little children. So I was easily persuaded to buy a (relatively) cheap flight to Srinagar, Kashmir and make my way through the calmer Himalayan states before returning to this chaos. The region is nicknamed "Heaven on Earth" and rightly so - nestled between peaks doubling and tripling the Rockies it is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful places on the continent. It is also called the center of Indo-Pakistani instability and has been a virtual battlezone for decades. Srinagar is only 40km from the current established Pakistani border and 100km from the capital of the "absolute most volitile nation on earth right now these past few weeks , they are waiting for something to happen..." And despite the travel agent's assurances that Srinagar was safe, it felt more like landing at a military base than an airport. In many neighbourhoods the militia outnumbered pedestrians. Still, curiosity got the best of me and I snuck out at night against hotel rules. One of the porters found me and immediately escorted me back. The next morning we learned someone had got a bullet through the head not too far from there. Maybe I'm pushing my luck. I've got to stay the three nights I've reserved then probably head south to visit the Dalai Lama in McLeod Ganj...
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Unfortunate Sexual Accidents
DISCALIMER: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART OR OTHER BODILY PARTS. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU. NO PICS IN THIS ARTICLE.
Everyone goes through periods of dryness when their hands are their best friends and the idea of sex is almost godly. These periods could be self inflicted or just an effect of our social standing but everyone goes through them. This is in fact normal as biologically, we are meant to procreate but unlike the animal kingdom, sometimes we are unable to satisfy that primitive desire. However this article wont be celebrating those dry spells but we will be celebrating these dry spells by enjoying the misery of those who get it so regularly that they do really stupid shit in order to spice up their lives only to end up in the hospital. These are taken from 101 Sex Accidents and you can YouTube it.
#5 Ripped Foreskin
The story starts with one guy picking up a girl at a bar and then, things accelerated to sex which they had in the bar toilet. However drinking doesn't lubricate the skin as much and hence our unlucky punter discovered, he got an inch big foreskin rip. Sex was painful and he managed to get more panicked by the blood and tear so he decided to use toiler paper to cover it up/ stop the bleeding (not a bright idea). Eventually, after realizing that he no longer can get erected without pain, he decided to finally go to his GP but stupidly enough said that it was a rugby accident (what kinda rugby does he play? and more importantly, what happens in the dressing room after the games?). The good thing is that his foreskin healed and he can finally his life again.
Our advice - Don't have sex in the bar toilets with a complete stranger and without a condom. Also don't make your rugby team sound gay.
#4 Fractured Penises
There is no story for this one as it happens so frequently, as the unlucky guy misses the intended target and hits the pelvic bone causing the blood vessels to break. Fractured penises surely makes a viewing for the thousands of clowns out there as they learn to twist their balloons into shapes like swan, and snail. One severe case of fractured penis needed 64 stitches and couldn't have sex for 18 months after his fractured his penis and broke his urethra.
Our advice - Don't be drunk and carried away with sex. Also make sure that your partner is not above 150 pounds as she may be the cause for your fractured penis.
#3 Coke head
This story originates with one man who thought it would be wise to inject his penis with cocaine in order to keep his erection for the wild sex night , he was in. Though it sounds retarded to any man with an ounce of common knowledge, he did not think once and only to regret it in the hospital. Gangrene triggered in his body and he had to get amputated in order to save his life. He had lost both legs, 9 fingers and his penis (which just fell off on its own)
Our advice - Cocaine is a drug that is supposedly injected in the limbs and putting it anywhere else is fucking retarded. Secondly, why the hell is Viagra in the market?
#2 Seizure job
This is probably every man's nightmare. Our punter was enjoying a pleasant blow job from his girlfriend however luck was not on his side and his partner went into a seizure and her jaw locked in on his penis. He did what everyone man would do when their partner uses too much teeth, he punched her. However, that did not unlock it but the emergency services showed up and treated the man for his ripped penis and his gf for black eye and broken teeth.
Our advice - Make sure to get the medical history of the girl that you intend to date. You don't want her to go all Caesarian on your penis.
#1 Cement up the arse
This would probably break the trend that we were following for this article but this definitely gets a pain rating of 10/10 along with an extra 10 on the level of stupidity. Two gay guys were fooling around next to a construction site when one of them thought it would be a brilliant idea in order to stick some concrete up his bum. Little, he knew about concrete as the causticity of the concrete pun his asshole and inner rectum which was further heightened to the concrete finding its perfect environment to set inside of the rectum. The setting of concrete made a casting of the rectum and lodged in as a paper weight.
Our advice - Don't get turned on by random shit when you are fooling around, know its chemistry and perhaps even biology before you find yourself in such a weighing situation.
PS** If there is one thing you can learn from this, it is Play the Fuck Safe!
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Everyone goes through periods of dryness when their hands are their best friends and the idea of sex is almost godly. These periods could be self inflicted or just an effect of our social standing but everyone goes through them. This is in fact normal as biologically, we are meant to procreate but unlike the animal kingdom, sometimes we are unable to satisfy that primitive desire. However this article wont be celebrating those dry spells but we will be celebrating these dry spells by enjoying the misery of those who get it so regularly that they do really stupid shit in order to spice up their lives only to end up in the hospital. These are taken from 101 Sex Accidents and you can YouTube it.
#5 Ripped Foreskin
The story starts with one guy picking up a girl at a bar and then, things accelerated to sex which they had in the bar toilet. However drinking doesn't lubricate the skin as much and hence our unlucky punter discovered, he got an inch big foreskin rip. Sex was painful and he managed to get more panicked by the blood and tear so he decided to use toiler paper to cover it up/ stop the bleeding (not a bright idea). Eventually, after realizing that he no longer can get erected without pain, he decided to finally go to his GP but stupidly enough said that it was a rugby accident (what kinda rugby does he play? and more importantly, what happens in the dressing room after the games?). The good thing is that his foreskin healed and he can finally his life again.
Our advice - Don't have sex in the bar toilets with a complete stranger and without a condom. Also don't make your rugby team sound gay.
#4 Fractured Penises
There is no story for this one as it happens so frequently, as the unlucky guy misses the intended target and hits the pelvic bone causing the blood vessels to break. Fractured penises surely makes a viewing for the thousands of clowns out there as they learn to twist their balloons into shapes like swan, and snail. One severe case of fractured penis needed 64 stitches and couldn't have sex for 18 months after his fractured his penis and broke his urethra.
Our advice - Don't be drunk and carried away with sex. Also make sure that your partner is not above 150 pounds as she may be the cause for your fractured penis.
#3 Coke head
This story originates with one man who thought it would be wise to inject his penis with cocaine in order to keep his erection for the wild sex night , he was in. Though it sounds retarded to any man with an ounce of common knowledge, he did not think once and only to regret it in the hospital. Gangrene triggered in his body and he had to get amputated in order to save his life. He had lost both legs, 9 fingers and his penis (which just fell off on its own)
Our advice - Cocaine is a drug that is supposedly injected in the limbs and putting it anywhere else is fucking retarded. Secondly, why the hell is Viagra in the market?
#2 Seizure job
This is probably every man's nightmare. Our punter was enjoying a pleasant blow job from his girlfriend however luck was not on his side and his partner went into a seizure and her jaw locked in on his penis. He did what everyone man would do when their partner uses too much teeth, he punched her. However, that did not unlock it but the emergency services showed up and treated the man for his ripped penis and his gf for black eye and broken teeth.
Our advice - Make sure to get the medical history of the girl that you intend to date. You don't want her to go all Caesarian on your penis.
#1 Cement up the arse
This would probably break the trend that we were following for this article but this definitely gets a pain rating of 10/10 along with an extra 10 on the level of stupidity. Two gay guys were fooling around next to a construction site when one of them thought it would be a brilliant idea in order to stick some concrete up his bum. Little, he knew about concrete as the causticity of the concrete pun his asshole and inner rectum which was further heightened to the concrete finding its perfect environment to set inside of the rectum. The setting of concrete made a casting of the rectum and lodged in as a paper weight.
Our advice - Don't get turned on by random shit when you are fooling around, know its chemistry and perhaps even biology before you find yourself in such a weighing situation.
PS** If there is one thing you can learn from this, it is Play the Fuck Safe!
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Australia vs India (Sydney Test): The Umpiring Story
Many of you may have already seen the Australia vs India test match played in Sydney which was the cause a lot of hype around the world. Watching the umpires made me realize that maybe it is time we needed to donate money to the Cricket Umpiring Association, so that they can raise guide dogs, that can help the blind and deaf umpires make some decisions. Those umpires would be; Steve Bucknor and Mark Benson. During the Sydney Test both showed that even though the talent between the cricketers has been rising over the years, with younger generations rushing into the team, the umpires are still the same, over 60 years old, and can't see or hear to save their own lives, let alone umpire a match correctly. Only God knows how many wrong decisions were given during the game, but we have videos to prove some of the many, which are attached at the bottom of this article. We would like to discuss some of the horrible decisions before you go ahead and watch the videos.
Let's start with the three great decisions for Andrew Symonds. When Symonds was on 30, he was caught behind by a beautiful delivery by our very own 19 year old Ishant Sharma. There was a huge knick, which the commentators heard, the players standing on the boundary heard, and the 70,000 spectators at the stadium heard, but for the umpire, I think he was either day fuckin' dreaming or just hard of hearing. The next two times that was out was both stumped. The first time, apparently the third umpire was not able to see it, and the second time Mr. Steve Bucknor didn't see any reason to even refer to the third umpire. Great umpiring (you'll see).
Then there was the decision that was given out for Rahul Dravid on the fifth day of the test match. The bat hidden behind the pad, the ball hitting the pad and going to Gilch
rist. Now of all the players, besides Rahul Dravid himself, Gilchrist and the silly point would have the best idea that it was not actually out. However they appealed for a catch out, and it was given just as well.
Lastly the decision that pissed every single person who has ever played cricket in their life; Ganguly's dismissal. He was given out for a catch that video evidence shows was put down by Michael Clarke, while trying to rollover in Harbhajan's fashion. However that was not the part of controversy itself, as much as instead of referring to the leg umpire or the third umpire for that matter, instead asking Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting to confirm. What is really fucked up about it is, that firstly he was asking for a player (Michael Clarke) to confirm, who himself stood his ground when he was clearly out, hoping the umpire's decision would go in his favor. If a person cannot be truthful on such a situation, how can he be believed for any decision. Secondly when there is a slight doubt for a 4, if the player touched the rope while collecting the ball, the umpire refers to the third umpire to confirm, for a fucking run! Just one run. Yet a major decision of giving a batsman out or not, is confirmed with the opponents??
A word on the Australian Cricket team behavior.
Seriously, we understand that you guys are number 1 in the whole world but the Australian team behavior was atrocious to say the least. Sledging as Aussies claim is a part of the game yet when another team uses their tactics, it makes them cringe. It is so hard to understand why McGrath behaved the way that he did against Sarwan (a video also available of this event) in one of the most exciting games sledging and cricket wise. Australian cricket team asks ICC to ban Harbhajan Singh who called Symonds, "A monkey" even though in Indian culture, it doesn't mean anything to call someone a monkey but Aussie team blew it out of proportion under the pretext that Harbhajan did not understand the Aussie culture. However, on the contrary, their repeated use of term, "bastard" remains unchecked by the ICC which is very offensive to any South Asian but the Aussie team says that there is nothing wrong with it. Double standard, yes-fuck-ing-yes.
Furthermore, an article was published in the Australian newspaper which claims that Indians are racist because of the heavy numbers of Brahmins in the team. What the hell was that all about? There are no signs of aboriginal people in the Australian team yet they throw this argument at us. We simply can't comprehend what this writer was on but it would have fetched some fantastic money in the black market. If Aussies could have their team on the basis of merit, why cant the "racist" Indian team? Double standard, yes-fuck-ing-yes-again!
Even though, you guys are number 1 in the cricketing world, you guys have no morals and have ton of double standards. Does that make you worthy? We don't know but it would be awesome to see you guys fail and have a free fall.
If you would like to read more in this matter, we have provided some links below:
Benson should have consulted Bucknor - Ganguly
Sporting greats upset by Australia's behaviour
Australia's attitude lacking in appeal
Open your eyes, Ricky
This is the video of all the mistakes made in the match.
This is the video of the infamous McGrath vs Sarwan situation. Just goes to show, that Aussie team can give shit, but are fucking sore when they get some.
If you would like to make some comments on this matter please write them in the Shoutbox on the right. Also don't forget to rate this article.
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Let's start with the three great decisions for Andrew Symonds. When Symonds was on 30, he was caught behind by a beautiful delivery by our very own 19 year old Ishant Sharma. There was a huge knick, which the commentators heard, the players standing on the boundary heard, and the 70,000 spectators at the stadium heard, but for the umpire, I think he was either day fuckin' dreaming or just hard of hearing. The next two times that was out was both stumped. The first time, apparently the third umpire was not able to see it, and the second time Mr. Steve Bucknor didn't see any reason to even refer to the third umpire. Great umpiring (you'll see).
Then there was the decision that was given out for Rahul Dravid on the fifth day of the test match. The bat hidden behind the pad, the ball hitting the pad and going to Gilch
rist. Now of all the players, besides Rahul Dravid himself, Gilchrist and the silly point would have the best idea that it was not actually out. However they appealed for a catch out, and it was given just as well.Lastly the decision that pissed every single person who has ever played cricket in their life; Ganguly's dismissal. He was given out for a catch that video evidence shows was put down by Michael Clarke, while trying to rollover in Harbhajan's fashion. However that was not the part of controversy itself, as much as instead of referring to the leg umpire or the third umpire for that matter, instead asking Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting to confirm. What is really fucked up about it is, that firstly he was asking for a player (Michael Clarke) to confirm, who himself stood his ground when he was clearly out, hoping the umpire's decision would go in his favor. If a person cannot be truthful on such a situation, how can he be believed for any decision. Secondly when there is a slight doubt for a 4, if the player touched the rope while collecting the ball, the umpire refers to the third umpire to confirm, for a fucking run! Just one run. Yet a major decision of giving a batsman out or not, is confirmed with the opponents??
A word on the Australian Cricket team behavior.
Seriously, we understand that you guys are number 1 in the whole world but the Australian team behavior was atrocious to say the least. Sledging as Aussies claim is a part of the game yet when another team uses their tactics, it makes them cringe. It is so hard to understand why McGrath behaved the way that he did against Sarwan (a video also available of this event) in one of the most exciting games sledging and cricket wise. Australian cricket team asks ICC to ban Harbhajan Singh who called Symonds, "A monkey" even though in Indian culture, it doesn't mean anything to call someone a monkey but Aussie team blew it out of proportion under the pretext that Harbhajan did not understand the Aussie culture. However, on the contrary, their repeated use of term, "bastard" remains unchecked by the ICC which is very offensive to any South Asian but the Aussie team says that there is nothing wrong with it. Double standard, yes-fuck-ing-yes.
Furthermore, an article was published in the Australian newspaper which claims that Indians are racist because of the heavy numbers of Brahmins in the team. What the hell was that all about? There are no signs of aboriginal people in the Australian team yet they throw this argument at us. We simply can't comprehend what this writer was on but it would have fetched some fantastic money in the black market. If Aussies could have their team on the basis of merit, why cant the "racist" Indian team? Double standard, yes-fuck-ing-yes-again!
Even though, you guys are number 1 in the cricketing world, you guys have no morals and have ton of double standards. Does that make you worthy? We don't know but it would be awesome to see you guys fail and have a free fall.
If you would like to read more in this matter, we have provided some links below:
Benson should have consulted Bucknor - Ganguly
Sporting greats upset by Australia's behaviour
Australia's attitude lacking in appeal
Open your eyes, Ricky
This is the video of all the mistakes made in the match.
This is the video of the infamous McGrath vs Sarwan situation. Just goes to show, that Aussie team can give shit, but are fucking sore when they get some.
If you would like to make some comments on this matter please write them in the Shoutbox on the right. Also don't forget to rate this article.
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Video of the Month (December 2007)
And the winner is...
The weird South Indian song. It has been posted below so that you can always enjoy it.
PS** We're back after a long well deserved holiday. Look out for our first weekly post of the year. It will cover the very fucking controversial Sydney Test Match (Cricket) between India and Australia. Coming this Sunday!!
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The weird South Indian song. It has been posted below so that you can always enjoy it.
PS** We're back after a long well deserved holiday. Look out for our first weekly post of the year. It will cover the very fucking controversial Sydney Test Match (Cricket) between India and Australia. Coming this Sunday!!
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Top 8 tips to make a successful Emo Band
We were looking over what bands were touring this year for Taste of Chaos Australia, and I noticed a lot of Emo Punk bands coming down. Now I don't know if you have noticed it or not, but there is definitely an increase in these whiny bands, and there seems to be similarities between them. Now these top 8 requirements are related to those similarities which a couple of us found in the new bands, and we think make a perfect Emo Band.
#8 - Strict Dress Code: Black, Black, Black OR Black, Black, Red OR Red, Red, Black.
#7 - Absolutely necessary that the band members have no more than a 24 inch waist,
collectively.
#6 - Each band member should have atleast 7 unconventional self-implemented piercings. (Since a lot of weird places are conventional nowadays, the band may choose from; between their toes and or fingers, on the forehead, the eyelids, side of the head, on the back of their neck, in their gums, on their head, and under their armpits.)
#5 - Band name must be poetic and total non-fuckin-sensical. If you can't think of a name, some Tacohead (No that's what he calls himself) created an Emo Band Name Generator. Click here to find what your new cool band's name is going to be.
#4 - Losership is the key to selling albums in the Emo Business. Band members have to come from a loser background. To qualify, you must have a striking record of wedgies received and kicked in lockers throughout your 'Junior High' or High School (If band members are old enough).
#3 - Whiny lyrics are the icing on the cake. Without them its just not fun complaining about life, while still waiting for your fuckin left nut to drop.
#2 - Name your songs carefully. Nothing can kill the emotion in a song better than a short name. For example a song named "Expenditures" won't get you anywhere, but if you re-named it, "Fuck this world, 'cause my parents are cutting my allowance and K-Mart is raising its prices, and now I can't buy those black pair of jeans from the petite section", then you're in business for your first platinum.
#1 - Very important that the singer has not hit puberty yet. If his voice cracks, the band is screwed. (Where the hell will the 'angst' come from??)
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
#8 - Strict Dress Code: Black, Black, Black OR Black, Black, Red OR Red, Red, Black.
#7 - Absolutely necessary that the band members have no more than a 24 inch waist,
collectively.#6 - Each band member should have atleast 7 unconventional self-implemented piercings. (Since a lot of weird places are conventional nowadays, the band may choose from; between their toes and or fingers, on the forehead, the eyelids, side of the head, on the back of their neck, in their gums, on their head, and under their armpits.)
#5 - Band name must be poetic and total non-fuckin-sensical. If you can't think of a name, some Tacohead (No that's what he calls himself) created an Emo Band Name Generator. Click here to find what your new cool band's name is going to be.
#4 - Losership is the key to selling albums in the Emo Business. Band members have to come from a loser background. To qualify, you must have a striking record of wedgies received and kicked in lockers throughout your 'Junior High' or High School (If band members are old enough).
#3 - Whiny lyrics are the icing on the cake. Without them its just not fun complaining about life, while still waiting for your fuckin left nut to drop.
#2 - Name your songs carefully. Nothing can kill the emotion in a song better than a short name. For example a song named "Expenditures" won't get you anywhere, but if you re-named it, "Fuck this world, 'cause my parents are cutting my allowance and K-Mart is raising its prices, and now I can't buy those black pair of jeans from the petite section", then you're in business for your first platinum.
#1 - Very important that the singer has not hit puberty yet. If his voice cracks, the band is screwed. (Where the hell will the 'angst' come from??)
- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Virtual becomes Reality
Keeping on the same note as this week's post on the highly popular game, Guitar Hero, we bring you a list (that we found on the internet. Sorry we didn't come up with this one, but it was too crazy not to share) of the most horrifying real incidents taking place around the world because of online multi player games. Online games have taken the world by a storm, where people come online to play against each other in order to increase their character's power, experience and hopefully become richer in the midst of all this. You might think that it sounds like any other harmless game, but then you would be wrong. These games has caused major problems for the people who play such games including hysteria, numbness in the brain, inability to identify real from fake, and many others. Now it is not a joke that in some situations things have gotten a bit out of hand, but it is funny to think how far things can be taken for a fucking game. Below is the list of the 6 weirdest real incidents related to these online games.
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1. Lengend of Mir 3 player stabs fellow gamer to death
Back in 2005 Qiu Chengwei, a 41 years-old Shanghai resident, stabbed fellow gamer Zhu Caoyuan repeatedly in the chest, causing his death. The reason? Zhu sold the
?dragon sabre,? a weapon that they won jointly in the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game).
According to the China Daily, Qiu Chengwei went to the police first, but after being told that virtual items were not protected by law, he decided to make ?justice? with his own hands.
Qiu Chengwei received a life sentence.
2. Brazilian gang kidnap top GunBound player
Earlier this year four Brazilian men, with ages between 19 and 28, developed a plan to steal the game password of a GunBound
(an online multiplayer game) top player. The objective was to sell the game account on the Internet for $8,000.
The first step was to get the girlfriend of Igor, head of the gang, in contact with the GunBound player. They accomplished that via Google?s social networking site Orkut, which is extremely popular in Brazil. After exchanging messages for a couple of days, the girl asked the boy to meet her at a shopping center.
He went, but instead of the girl he found Igor waiting for him, armed with a gun. They took the GunBound player away, and here comes the bizarre part. After five hours of interrogation at gun point, the boy was still determined to not reveal his password, so the four men released him.
The boy went to the police, who arrested all the gang members.
3. Girl dies playing World of Warcraft
Back in 2005 a Chinese girl nicknamed ?Snowly? died of exhaustion after playing the MMORPG World of Warcraft for three days in a row. She was preparing to kill the Black Dragon Prince, other players explained, hence why she had no time to rest between the game sessions.
Interestingly enough, her fellow game players held a virtual funeral inside the game, as reported by Yahoo News China.
4. Teenager arrested for stealing virtual furniture
A couple of weeks ago a seventeen year-old boy stole almost $6000 wort
h of virtual furniture in the online game Habbo Hotel. Habbo is a virtual world where people can create houses and other scenarios, but the items need to be purchased with real money.
The company alleged that the boy, with the help of some friends, created a website to lure other players into revealing their passwords. After that it was just a matter of logging into the game and transferring the furniture into his own room.
It would be a perfect crime, except that the police (the real one) was called and the boy was arrested.
5. Belgian Police decides to patrol Second Life after virtual rape case
The details about the case were not revealed, but two Belgian newspapers reported early this year that the
Belgian Police would setup an in-game patrol unit to investigate virtual rape incidents.
Absurd as it sounds, the event spurred a myriad of discussions around the web, from sexologists arguing that even virtual rape can be a traumatic experience to online gamers that wondered the technical details that enabled a virtual rape to occur in the first place (in fact it is hard to conceive how someone would not be able to simply turn the computer off?).
6. A plague ravages World of Warcraft
In the middle of 2005 Blizzard introduced a new area to its popular MMO
RPG, World of Warcraft. The boss of the area was able to cast a spell called Corrupted Blood, which was supposed to infect and cause damage to all the players nearby.
Contrary to what Blizzard planned, however, the players remained infected even when they returned to their towns, contaminating pretty much everyone around them. The plague spread through the game servers and thousands of players died.
Blizzard manage to create quarantine zones within the game, and shortly afterwards it introduced a ?cure? for the infection. Despite the remedies the event created a lot of buzz in online forums and community websites.
In one word: bizarre!
(c) Daniel 2007, Top 6 Bizarre Online Gaming Incidents
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