Is Trent Lott being pushed out of the Closet?

Let's meet Trent Lott. He's a powerful Republican Congressman from Mississippi. So powerful in fact that he's the "Republican Whip."  An honest man.  Married.  Children.  From the south.  Conservative.  Family values.  In a rather unusual, and stunning political maneuver, this powerful man of congress suddenly announces that he's leaving congress.  "Out of the blue.  Quitting.  Adiós.  Goodbye.  That's strange.  But wait . . . remember Larry Flynt going public a few months back saying he was going "out" another hypocritical politician?  A really powerful man, holding high office, living a lie and being hypocrite?  Mmmmmm.  Is Trent Lott the next GOP religious bigot to get nailed? Is he gay?????  Gasp!  No.  Not Trent Lott!  Say it's not true.  Let's plunge deep into this backside of this gay rumor and see if we can find some shit.

Yes . . . the rumors are flying.  First of all, Trent Lott's first name is "Chester."  I shit you not!  He goes by his middle name "Trent." We all know we have to keep an eye on anybody name Chester.    Here's one story and a picture of the high-priced pretty boy which Trent Lott "allegedly" paid to fuck him deep, hard, and fast.  Get that story here. 

High-priced pretty boy, aka Benjamin Nicholas, recently went public and stated, “Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny” You can get that story here.  The emphasis on "current" is mine -- I find the wording of his statement amusing and damning.

I'll betch a dollar that Larry Flynt is laughing his ass off.

Trent Lott's Congressional Website

Learn more about the "Whips" of our political parties
Wikipedia's entry on Trent Lott

Kermit the whacker

This is the funniest clip I've ever seen of Kermit.  I didn't know Kermit was like this.  Ok, all jokes aside, it's me when CNNs whacker-licious Robin Meade comes on in the morning.

This is me if I were a Girl

If I were a girl, I'd be the clumbsiest, goofiest chick you've ever seen.  This video would be me if I were a girl.  Hilarious.

Miss USA. Beautiful. Kinda Stupid.

This cutie-pie is Miss USA, Rachel Smith.  She's beautiful -- polished teeth, friendly smile, and beautiful skin color.  Nice titties too.  She recently went on the record saying,  "I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV.  Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too."  Then stupid took over.  She continued,  "I just don't want to end up like Katie Couric.  I want people to take me seriously."

Yeah.  She's stupid.  Somebody should have done her a favor and told her that "modeling" and "TV reporter" just don't mix.  And I love the innocent and inappropriate dig at Katie Couric.  I'm a guy -- and I'd LOVE to end up like Katie Couric.  Prestigious Job. Fame.  Fortune.  Single.  Slutty.  Katie is soooo lucky.

Katie Couric's rep was contacted for a response and had this to say: "If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously."

Well said.  But hey, at least she's got nice skin color.

The Ugliest Hookers in the World!

I have no idea what an "expensive hooker" looks like.  I'd like to think that if a top-notch Las Vegas hooker charges $5,000 per hour, she'd better be at least as good looking as Robin Meade.  Of course this is a moot point because I couldn't pay $5,000 if I wanted to.  Maybe $200 with a GI discount.  I have champagne taste and beer money.  But . . . how about the ugliest hookers in the world?  What do they look like, and how much do they charge?  That answer is in Fort Payne, Alabama where a 62-year-old Grandma (pictured on left) and her daughter (pictured on right) have been arrested for prostitution.  They are without a doubt the ugliest hookers in America. They epitomize "Holy Fuck!"  But -- how much do they charge? This is the funny part.  They both got arrested when they propositioned an undercover police officer for a mother-daughter-threesome for $15 each!

Fifteen dollars?!?!?!?  The ugliest and cheapest hookers in the world!

What????

The White House has gone on the record stating presidential hopeful Barack Obama won't be the next president of the United States: Obama is intellectually "capable" of the job, the official says, but he relies too much on easy charm.  "It's sort of like, 'That's all I need to get by,' which bespeaks sort of a condescending attitude towards the voters ... and a laziness, an intellectual laziness."

Ahem . . .cough . . . snort . . . choke . . .  chuckle . . . BLOW JOB!   BLOW JOB!

The White House might actually be correct in their assessment of Senator Obama.  However, the nation can't help but notice the obvious irony in this.  There has been NO PRESIDENT who has relied MORE on his "easy charm" and is TOTALLY INTELLECTUALLY LAZY then George W. Bush.  The ironies of life -- courtesy of our White House.

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